Grandpa would say, If you're not a little whacky today,
then there's something wrong with you!
I credit that hypothetical syllogism
with leading me into a life of criminal behavior:
an oddball perceiver like Humbert Humbert,
sans the girl, of course, although those legs!
I'd like to flip a cheerleader high in the sky!
criminal perception of reality, no parole,
and now I'm smoking philosophy -- consciousness --
poof! up in smoke, have a toke. Go on.
It's St. Paddy's Day:
We're all Irish today.
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* Some token whites were on the team, too: Johnny Havlicek (who stole the ball and got shot down by an Eastwood referee) and Don Nelson, and Larry Siegfried (don't ask).
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