Tumbling like loose pocket change from the sunni sky,
passengers fell, bewildered beasts, except for smartass,
who cracked gallows grizzlies, his face a smirking pie,
as if death, the clown, had thrown it, physical jazz.
Well, if some crazy koran cracker wants to bomb
a jetliner chock full of sheepish western grins,
for reasons only god knows, do it with aplomb,
class-clown seemed to say, laughing at his unwashed sins.
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When the wry blasphemer got stabbed and stabbed on stage,
it was funny, as funny as fatwas can get,
Archie served a healthy dose of comeuppance rage,
like an episode filmed on Larry David's set.
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