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Mark Morford -- How to rule the world for five minutesQuicklink Submitted By Sheila Samples No comments
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Copyrighted Image? DMCA | By far the best and most delightful, time-tested method by which you can get yourself some international attention -- and easily my personal favorite, if for no other reason than you can make the entire thing up from scratch, usually while naked and delirious and at least partially drunk -- is to proclaim, calmly and clearly and without a hint of irony, the imminent end of the world. |
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