Well at any rate, dear Jesus, I am sorry to have to bother you. But I just want your followers to quit giving you a bad rap. I would like you to let them know that you are serious in the "War on Terror" and that you would do what it takes to get the job done.
Oh and if you really need a lot more money, maybe we could start a "Torture for Jesus" telethon or something. But I will write you more on that later.
Grant Lawrence
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