Republicans have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving:Â none of them has been indicted for war crimes and never will be.
American Journalists have conducted an investigation and found that their version of a free press was above reproach regarding any charges of dereliction of duty during the Bush Administration. They can be thankful this Thanksgiving that they gave themselves a passing grade.
Members of the clergy can continue being relentless in their role in assisting the capitalists by ignoring the robbers who foreclose on homes, the war criminals who defy logic with their rationales, the lenders who commit usury, and the extortionists who offer a reduced paycheck in return for an increase in productivity, and, instead, concentrate on advocating natural birth control methods for the poor suckers who must recant and renounce any heretical inclination toward liberation theology.
Skiers can be thankful that six feet of new snow arrived over the weekend at Tahoe.
Jacques Anatole Francois Thibault (AKA Anatole France) said:Â "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
Now the disk jockey will play the "Beggars Banquet" album, Mama Cass' "Sing for your supper," and "Cold pizza and warm beer." We have to go bail Jean Valjean out of jail; he's been stealing bread again. Have an "all you can eat" type Thanksgiving Day.
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