30 And if thy offspring offend thee by sympathizing with the unwashed masses of useless eaters, cast the offender out, for it is wise wealth protection to disinherit thy own children than to have them share a dime of what wealth you accrued after you die.
31 It hath been said, whosoever shall wish to marry, let him first compel her sign an airtight prenuptial to protect his riches,
32 but I say onto you, whosoever shall end a life of fornication out of some misguided notion of honoring his vows, such displays of morality are reserved only for the unwashed mass of useless eaters and thus deserveth neither his wealth nor she who married him for it.
33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of the old times thou shalt not betray your class, but shall collude with and defend it,
34 but I say onto you, you stand before Ayn Rand's mystical throne,
35 and you must contort at her feet and wash her toes with your tongue, for she is the greatest of goddesses.
36 She shalt f*ck thy head so fiercely that ye whose hair be black shall be rubbed white and ye with white hair shall be rubbed bald.
37 But let your mutual drive toward orgasm cause only "Yea, yea, yeas" and no "Nay, nay, nays when f*cking the goddess, lest she withdraw all the blessings she gave you.
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