Why doesn't Google News have a list of links for localized news coverage such as L. A. Observed, Berkeley Daily Planet, and Berkeleyside? We think it's a good suggestion.
Why do stores segregate men's and boy's pants? A fellow who is of average height can't buy jeans with legs less than 30 inches in most stores. People aren't born adult size; so they must make jeans with shorter leg lengths for young people. They make it very difficult for an average height fellow to buy them. Is business that good?
With all the different holidays that occur at the Winter Solstice, why isn't there one for the Native American Culture? With the power granted me as a columnist, I hereby declare December 21, of every year, to be "Winter Pow-wow" Day.
There's not much time left, get out there and spend! Buy crap that will sit unnoticed and unused. Wage irrelevant and unnecessary wars to celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace. Support the Republicans gridlock because it indicates that their political party has adopted the traditional labor (socialist?) tactic of a "sit-down strike."
Now, the disk jockey will play Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," two different songs titled "Christmas in Jail," Jimmy Buffett's song and album titled "Christmas Island," and Lalo Guerrero's "Poncho Claus." We have to go finish reading Eddie Muller's "The Distance." Have an "exorbitant Chri$$$tma$ bailout bonu$" type week and a Happy Festivus!
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