Palin: (Head in her hands.) Why couldn’t you have asked me a question about hockey?
Foxworthy: That might have been better.
Palin: I’m so tired. (Looks up.) Do I have to play the rest of the game?
Foxworthy: No, that’s fine. But, the tradition on our game is if you don’t go all the way, you have to turn to the camera and say, “I am not smarter thana - - -“
Palin: ”Go all the way?” You people in the media are obsessed with my family’s sex life! I AM NOT A HYPOCRITE!
Foxworthy: Okay, in this case we’ll make an exception.
Palin: Thankyou. (Sigh of relief. Turns to Malia.) Malia, I’m sorry, but I think I shouldn’t continue… for the good of everyone involved. But thank you.
Malia: You’re welcome, Governor Palin. And, if it makes you feel any better, I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. (Note: You can view every article as one long page if you sign up as an Advocate Member, or higher).
