Alex: It's time now to take a break get to know more about our contestants. Hugo, it says here that you once told the United Nations that our George, here, is the devil.
Chavez: That's correct, Alex. I later spoke at a church in Harlem where many people supported and applauded my views.
Alex: Did you enjoy your stay in New York?
Alex: Mahmoud, tell us about a childhood incident you had involving....let's see here....your hair?
Ahmadinejad: Yes. When I was young, I played a prank on my brother. I told a lot of people that he couldn't grow a beard, and that he wears a fake one. When he found out, he put sulfuric acid in my hairdressing. Well, as you can imagine, Alex, that was a nasty stunt. I now wear an oversized hairpiece to try to cover it up.
Alex: So, this is not your natural hair?
Ahmadinejad: No. You're kind to act as though you didn't notice.
Alex: Alright. Now, George. You apparently are a prankster of sorts, yourself. Tell us about it.
Bush: Well, not everyone was as entertained as I was. One day, I was watching an old DVD of "Spy Kids," and got to thinking. Wouldn't it be somethin' to wire tap some folks, just for fun?! You'd be amazed at the
things I heard.
Alex: Is that so?
Bush: I'm going to compile some of the best ones in a book, "A Real Leader Really Listens."
Alex: Good luck with that. Now, let's get back to the board. Hugo, it's your turn to select.
Chavez: I'll take "Jackie Chan Films" for $400.
Alex: In this 1978 film, Chan plays a Cantonese folk hero who gains fighting prowess through inebriation.
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