Writing columns for the post-absurdism era won't be much of a challenge for this writer.
In the introduction to his own book, "The Hoax," Clifford Irving wrote: "I believe that the past is fiction, the future is fantasy and present for the most part is an ongoing hoax."
Now the disk jockey will try to embarrass the columnist by playing Peter, Paul, and Mary's version of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone," and then throwing The Beverly Hillbillies theme song, and the soundtrack album from "Giant" on the turntable. It's time to go and take Buzz's "chickie run" dare. (Isn't a "chickie run" when fraternity brothers are sent on an emergency mission to find more young ladies to populate a Saturday night party?) Have a "Match me, Sidney!" type week and remember that if Jesus and Fox News can forgive BP's sins, so can you.
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