Yep I'm uh proud Right Wing
Extremist; any other kind of American ain't worth a bucket of spit. I'm
armed with the second amendment and full of the KKK spirit that's savin'
America from Communist Liberals and their Socialist Hawaiian. Before
Lincoln, there weren't no immigration problem. We just brought in what we
needed, and had a brownie for dessert from the Missus: equal pay for play
makes women equal, right?'
Convincing Progressives all
Conservatives are Neanderthals and Conservatives, all Liberals, Godless
homosexuals is the easiest part of our formula -- manipulated perception.
We atop the Right pillars aren't hicks, hillbillies or showbiz bigots, like
Beck & Rush. Though there's a need for such to keep our 99% half
Right.
The cream rises to the top, so
when Supremes join us for cocktails the joke's on Liberals thinking Americans
love each other with justice for all in their hearts. Like Mitt says, the
99% envy us so much, they walk all over one another to protect what little they
have from those who have even less.
We feel your pain caused by the
greed of our financial friends and your lazy regulators looking the other way,
but that's just the cost of doing business. As soon as we believe we can
make a profit, we'll join our little brothers in small businesses and hire you,
but for now, we need to protect ourselves with a government more profitable to
the bonus lifestyle to which we've grown accustomed.
We never promised you anything. We're in it for the thrills & girls, the perks
& boy toys, the adrenalin that comes with the power and the glory of the
game.
We're like submerged wolf packs
herding millions with misinformation, spreading marketing excrement in media and political potted plants, where
reps blossom into disinformation, filling living rooms of the thinking
they are free masses, who wander through life without knowing what's really
going on. With gain, there is no shame.
We're not the 1%; we're the top
one percent of the 1%. We're corporatism without boarders dissecting the
world with our own post WWII plan. Wake up! Why would a corporation
want to be American, when internationally we have more financial & military
power and higher security clearances than most governments?
Who do you think builds and sells
the Pentagon all those multi-million dollar weapons of mass destruction, like
Obama's Drones? Talk about repeat business! War is heavenly to
us. And whose banking partners provide the loans to educate your college
students. We never were in the helping our neighbor business. We
practice the golden rule of quid pro quo, with interest.
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