America's exceptional
American's are great,
We would love to help the poor
But we have too much on our plate.
We love our freedom
We adore our guns
We support democracy
We like our bombing runs.
We support dictators
(We're shocked when
They're not good)
If they let us torture
In their neighborhood.
We support freedom
For everyone who's white and rich;
Other people's poverty
Really is a b*tch.
We have troops in 177 countries;
We support the peace;
It's in our national interest
For human rights to cease.;
We don't like turmoil
We make our corporate pacts
We support freedom unless
We don't like how you act.
If you hate exploitation
And you begin to see;
We'll prioritize our interests
And hope we all agree.
We like monarchs and dictators
If they play ball;
We love your natural resources
We'd love to take them all.
Freedom's really great
For the privileged
And the rich,
If you have no money,
Dictators can be a b*tch.
So glory hallelujah
We'd love to make a deal;
If your leaders screw you
We know just how you feel.
