Article: Best Creationism come-back ever?

Crossposted from the Daily Kos, written by gnosticator

Who can best this commenter on mandatory Creationism assemblies in this wingnut-run school district in southwest Kansas?

John Dunn " 3 days ago
Some people think it is likely that there is an incalculably intelligent, stupendously magical Being, and that this Being:

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- Existed for >9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 x 10^infinity years before creating the angels, then X more years before creating the universe; - Created >250,000,000,000 galaxies, each galaxy containing >150,000,000,000 suns, each sun having on average >1 planet; - That this Being has seen, and remembers, each and every event on each and every one of these planets, suns, and galaxies for the last 13,700,000,000 years; - That this Being waited 187,000 years after our species appeared on this planet before announcing Its existence 3,000 years ago to one of the minor civilizations of the time; - That these appearances were only to a few members of this mostly illiterate nomadic bronze age tribe, that this Being imparted all of Its instructions to these few people, then never made a verifiable appearance on Earth again for the last 2,000 years. Have I got that right? </blockquote><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.kansascity.com/2013/04/19/4191719/aclu-protests-creationism-groups.html">http://www.kansascity.com/...</a></div>