Liberals get so perturbed by Fox when they hear lies, half-truths, and distortions. This past weekend, when Rudy Giuliani tossed off his one-liner about the United States experiencing zero terrorist attacks on Dubya's watch, those words aggravated, upset, and riled up (can I say "pissed off"?) the Democrats to an extreme level because there is just no way that day could have slipped his mind. So why did he say what he said?
The Democrats are getting unnecessarily discombobulated because they just don't get it. What is happening is similar to the (very) old comedy routines that were filmed by Alan Funt who would use his "Candid Camera" to record the "hilarity ensued" aspect spawned by his adolescent boy stunts. One of his most famous segments involved the rigging of a U. S. Post Office mail box so that it seemed to talk to some of the people dropping letters into it.
Sooner or later the Democrats will (eventually) realize that Fox News is just (IMHO) just some good ole boys pulling their chain with a comedy series that portrays the antics of a bunch of patriotic hillbillies who are completely convinced that members of the Bush family can do no wrong. Did anyone ever accuse Mary Tyler Moor of telling on-air fibs because of something she said during her fictionalized TV show about television journalism?
Do you still "not get it"? Fox News is kinda like a cross between the Dukes of Hazard and George Carlin's classic comedy routines that skewered radio. Shouldn't the Fox News motto be one word: "Gardyloo!"?
On Fox News, no matter what happens, the Pres has to come off smelling like roses if he's a Republican and, conversely, worthy of immediate impeachment if he's a Democrat. The Fox reaction is totally dependent on the political affiliation of the current President. Once the liberals catch on to the running joke premise of this long running comedy series, they will be able to relax, enjoy it, and "play along at home."
The challenge facing the good ole boys at Fox News can best be understood via the old story about the Irish cop investigating a traffic accident.
Officer O'Brien is called to the scene of a TC (traffic collision). When he arrives, he sees two cars crunched together, at a traffic light. The rear of one is tangled with the front of the second vehicle which is being driven by the monsignor at Officer O'Brien's church, Father O'Malley. The cop runs up to the priest's window and says: "Father, how fast was he goin' when he backed into you?"
The cop knows that the good Irish priest can not be at fault, (thinking that it could be is like believing that if someone flaps his arms fast enough, he can fly) but there has to be an explanation for what happened. It is immediately evident to the Irish cop what happened and then all he needs to know is the speed of the jaunty sports car which (obviously) just backed into the front end of Father O'Malley's Chevrolet Sedan.
Conservatives know that when they tune in to the comedians on Fox, they are going to get some hilarious and entertaining details about just how fast the Democrats "hot rod" was going when it backed into the Republicans' family values black four door sedan.
Fox News does for journalism about the same thing that Edgar Bergan did for ventriloquism. Since Bergan's lips used to move while his wooden dummy (Charlie McCarthy [W. C. Fields used to refer to Charlie as; "termite bait"]) was supposed to be talking, so Bergan (and Charlie) became a big hit on radio, where the moving lips didn't matter. For a conservative audience insisting that "journalists" stick to the truth while smearing the Democrats, is like trying to hear Bergen's lips move on radio while Charlie McCarthy is talking. You will only spoil the entertainment value by thinking about those minor flaws.
Aren't both Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hanity known for their "deadpan delivery?"
Some young folks may never have heard the classic George Carlin comedy routines about the hippy-dippy weather man, life at a radio station (WOLD?) and the tagline songs about fictional Wonderful WINO radio. Pitty. If they had, they'd be hip to the shenanigans being broadcast daily on Fox News.
Didn't the New Yorker magazine try to let the cat out of the bag when they ran the famous cartoon with the caption: "I'm not a newsman, I play one on TV."? Isn't the framed original sketch on display at Fox News Headquarters?
Using the reduxio ad absurdum style of argumentation, we'll concoct a hypothetical development in the war on (oil field) terror(tory) as an example of the unappreciated creative comedy genius available to those who tune in to Fox news.
Suppose, that someday, somehow, Osama bin Laden turns up at the gates of the White House and wants to surrender and repent. Obama makes the "collar" (as they say in police circles) and the press is invited to cover the arrest and subsequent "perp walk" when the outlaw leader is led to the "Black Maria" waiting to take him away.
The pro-liberal media would be ecstatic covering the historic arrest.
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