Hillary to bankers: "That just cost you 500 mill."

I was there, and it wasn't pretty,

Twenty big dudes in ties from the city,

Sweating like pigs in their seersucker suits,

Comb-over guys all shaking in boots,

Like thieves caught stealing an old lady's purse,

Now paying piper, expecting the worst.

.

They gave ol' Hillary a healthy long clap,

Hoping that maybe she'd cut them some slack,

But when she smiled like Mother Superior,

Everyone knew it was just an ulterior.

She opened her notes with a thumping great whack,

And half the room jumped as if sat on a tack.

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