By Bob Gaydos
So the very smart TV made an unscheduled stop the other night on one of those "business" news shows with a bunch of well-dressed, middle-aged men and younger women talking to each other about money. I think.
They were talking about the day on Wall Street and they all sounded very smart, like the TV, but, I don't know, maybe something got lost in the translation for me.
What I can recall of their stream of consciousness conversation that day went something like this: "Nvidia " AI " Magnificent Seven " Tesla " Earnings " Inflation " Nvidia " Kathy Wood " Tesla " Fed " Rates " AI " Microsoft " Shorts " Inflation " Techs" Bubble" AI " Nvidia " Fed " Tesla " Apple " Trillion " Inflation " Fed " Nvidia " Over-Priced " Tesla " AI " China " Apple " Nvidia " Price Target" Shorts " Rates " Inflation " Amazon " Fed " Techs" Index" AI " Dow " Tesla " Kathy Wood " Nvidia " Google " Shorts " Inflation " Earnings" Recession " Fed " AI " META " Index " Fed " Nvidia."
That's pretty accurate, I think. So it sounds like something to do with money, right? But not the economy because that word was never mentioned. Well, maybe someone said "consumer" one time in a passing remark on inflation.
The thing is, they all seemed to understand each other and mostly agreed with each other, especially about Nvidia and Tesla and AI and Kathy Wood. But after listening, I wasn't sure how the economy was doing or even what stock I should buy or sell, if I were in the market to do so and maybe couldn't afford Nvidia. Or maybe I couldn't afford not to afford Nvidia.
Confused, I looked around and heard pretty much the same conversation on every TV business show, so I figured they got paid to talk to each other about Nvidia and inflation, but weren't interested in telling me anything useful. Certainly not about business.
Luckily, I finally found the "I-know-every-stock-out -there" savant, Jim Cramer, whose message, as usual, was clear: "Buy! Buy! Buy!" or "Sell! Sell! Sell!" But don't trade Apple. Still. Oh, and the economy's doing fine.
There's something quietly reassuring about being talked to directly, rather than eavesdropping on some private conversation. Especially about money.
Smart TV take note.
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