Human coprophagia- a disease when a person has an insatiable desire to consume his/her own feces while devising eloquent explanations for doing so.
From the Mark Sashine's dictionary
All morons hate when you call them a moron
JD Salinger à ‚¬ËœA Catcher in the Rye'
It is said that any life situation in the US resembles something from the Godfather series. Mine comes from the Part III when Michael Corleone shouts ,'Just when I was out they pulled me back in!' It was not my intention to continue my Human Coprophagia series after the most notorious coprophags, Cheney and W left the building. But the recent events and especially the way those events were portrayed in the media created an urgent necessity to ponder over them because the stench of the turds hanging from the snouts of the everlasting morons recently became overwhelming. Of course I should get used to the aroma, so to speak. At the same time I don't know about you, folks, but I voted for the fresh air. No luck so far. Turds ahead an off we go.
- The Joe-Moronic Evil
I get tired of this. Here comes a conglomerate of morons: Joe Wilson, Pat Buchanan and Joe, (the Moron) Scarborough. Joe Wilson shouts like a nutcase in Congress during the President's address and Pat+Joe tandem make some faces but consider that sort of a normal thing. Like someone ever had shouted, 'You lie!' to Dubya when he lied his ears off over and over and over again. Like someone ever called Reichfuhrer CapuCheney a liar when he lied on the molecular level about everything. Just imagine that picture- say, congressman Kucinich calls Dubya a liar for his total deceit about the WMDs and " Joe, the Moron calmly says that to be a normal thing and Dubya should jut bite the bullet. Just imagine that. The turd here is longer than the nose of Joe's but even if we add here the nose of Pat or the outstanding nose of Mika, the Daughter of Zbig- that would be not enough. But wait, there's more. President Carter rightfully suggests that Joe Wilson's outburst is a reflection of the lateral racism in him and many others like him. And whoa- Joe, the Moron to the rescue. How the Hell does he know? Logic dictates that the only experts in the issues of harassment of any kind are the victims. Like, say if the Jew complains about some anti-Semitic stuff he/she should be at least listened to first. In the case of Joe Wilson's thing we should first listen to black people, right? Hear what they say? OK, the Congressional Black Caucus reacted and put Mr. Wilson before the House. Good for them. As such Mr. Scarborough should swallow the turd and shut up. But no! He sucks the turd and puts it on the table. And the audience rejoices.
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