With votes that dwarfed both Hillary Clinton and Donald Drumph, Jill Stein won the presidency by a landslide. Over half the votes were write-in votes, which left a solid paper trail in the Stein offices. This political development rocked the political world, but in cities around the planet people came into the streets, by the tens of thousands, and waved signs in support.
When asked about how this astounding feat was accomplished, a speaker from the Stein Campaign said, "People got tired of the bullshit and finally decided to do their homework. Then they realized that we needed a third party, if we were ever to have a half-way intelligent president, that now was the time.
They looked around for five or ten minutes and decided to vote for Jill."
"Were there any problems with this" er" strategy?"
"'Yes,' said the representative, "there were a significant number of morons" er" people, who YET AGAIN voted for the 'lesser of two evils.'
"But it was determined, after we got curious, that based on a reliable psychological analysis, 100% of these people had an I.Q. many points below average."
"What will Jill do for these folks?"
"Offer free college education for those who prove they are serious."
"Well, then, Congratulations!"
(Article changed on July 25, 2016 at 21:03)
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