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Things are spiraling out of control. I think I have become lost in a world of electronic madness.

One of my sons informed me this week that my cell phone has become obsolete and I must head down to the Cell Phone store and get a phone that is contemporary with the time.

I pointed out that the fancy Razor/Slim line phone with camera built in that he made me trade my perfectly good flip-top Motorola cell phone for two years ago still works perfectly fine. Well, except for the camera thing. Never could figure that out.. Even the few times I actually did take pictures I couldn't figure what to do with them and gave up.

That is except when I would push the wrong button and take a video of the ceiling or my feet.

Seems the issue is that I am unable to text with the tiny little 3 character buttons. Hi, son, would come out looking like, Gh Qmo. My grandkids have even spoken to my wife about Poppa's crazy text messages. Give me a break. What ever happened to actually talking on a phone? Isn't that what they were invented for?

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Ed Decker is a well known author on Mormonism and Masonry, he now has 4 novels in the works. Ed is a retired pastor, teaching, writing several blogs, going to hospitals to pray for the sick, works with seniors and the men of the church, counseling (more...)
 
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