These little piggys want a free market,
Those little piggys want none;
These little piggys want no regulations,
Those little piggys want some;
These little piggys want a global economy,
Those little piggys are scum.
These little piggys hate unions,
Those little piggys like some;
These little piggys want cheap labor,
Those little piggys want slaves;
The little piggys will be happy
When we all are in our graves.
All the little piggys are insatiable,
Stuffed with lies and greed;
They never have enough--
A good spanking is what they need.