During my five year term as President of America, I made many impotent decisions. Dick told me being president would be easy but he was wrong, and you can only fool him twice so shame on me. Dick never told me there'd be a Congress. This was a big dose of realty for me.
I'm proud of my many initiatives, like establishing the Hometown Security Department and passing the Parakeet Act.
If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have raised the defecate. But other presidents did that too. When you study history, sometimes you have to think about things that happened in the past.
I love this country. As George Washington, the Husband of our Country, once said: "I wish I had more than two lives to give to my country." I agree halfheartedly!
It was hard being President of America. Lots of folks didn't think I did a good job, but like I always say, "People in glass houses should wear their shoes on the other foot." I guess they never heard my speech about that in the Ross Garden.
I was The Decider, so I always did what Dick said
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