The Four Stooges -- Mitt, Rick, Newt and Ron

Newt and Mitt and Rick

and don't forget old Ron

Hold your nose and take your pick

and pray they'll soon be gone

 

They claim they're different from each other

But they're really just the same

Each of them would gladly smother

any people-warming flame

 

Mitt and Rick and Newt

Don't forget old Ron

Each of them an empty suit

Each a hardened neocon

 

"Cut our taxes" is their creed

"Ignore the struggling middle classes"

The stooges symbolize raw greed

They'd starve the needy masses

 

Rick and Newt and Mitt

Don't forget mean Ron

They'd drag us down a bankrupt pit

with no safety net to lean on

 

Gingrich, Santorum and Romney

and don't forget old Ron

They'd very gladly bomb me

if I criticized the Pentagon

 

So let's defeat the Stooges Four

Wipe them off the slate

They're completely rotten at the core

and they'd quickly sink the ship of state