( sarcasm)
- Let's envy the Dems. They managed to kill two birds by one stone: reform everything without changing anything.
- Let's envy the Republicans; they now can do what they do best- NOTHING and their polls just go upper and upper.
- Let's envy the new candidates from the Tea- Party; they do not have to know even English language to get votes.
- Let's envy Gov. Brewer from Arizona; with such ugly face she will never be mistaken for an alien.
- Let's envy senator Lieberman; he betrayed everyone and is considered one of the most influential senators.
- Let's envy Fox News; they can speak what they really think and be paid lavishly for it.
- Let's envy BP; small people will take care of them.
- Let's envy Hillary Clinton; she is not a human being but she is a Secretary of State.
- Let's envy Bill Clinton; every disaster in the world adds to his popularity.
- Let's envy Carl Rove; he is a major fundraiser in GOP and promises anonymity to all his donors.
- Let's envy Sarah Palin; she can say or do anything she wants and still be considered the most influential politician in the US.
- Let's envy President Obama; he's got two legs and he knows how to cross them in unison with all the other legs on the View.
- Let's envy feminists; they are now equally unemployed with men.
- Let's envy our generals- they secured their positions and promotions for years to come.
- Let's envy psychopaths, torturers, sadists and malicious bastards: they are in huge demand.
- Let's envy Homeland Security; it can work for itself.
- Let's envy Wall St; stocks go up no matter the economy.
- Let's envy game developers; fairly soon there will be no other product but theirs.
- Let's envy the people on the Gulf Coast; each of them will soon become a British citizen.
- Let's envy Queen Elizabeth; she will get a cushy job in BP when she retires.
- Let's envy Likud-it owns America.
- Let's envy the greedy bastards- they sold America
- Let's envy all those pseudo- liberals; they hate Cindy Sheehan but love Nancy Pelosi.
- Let's envy all the media people; the less they work the more they are paid.
- Let's envy all the spooks and murderers for hire; they are now called professionals.
- Let's envy Snooki; at least she has fun.
- Let's envy Elena Kagan: she never sat on the bench but she will be a Supreme Court justice.
- Let's envy the drones; they have no soul.
- Let's envy the dead; they have no shame.
- Let's envy the stupid; theirs will be the Heavenly Kingdom.
There is a group of people whom I do not envy at all. Those people are our children.