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General News 8/2/2006 at 11:59 AM EDT

Joke: Women,cows' milk, sausage and...

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.

Here's an update for you:

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.

WHY?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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