Technical Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
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*/Customer:/**/ /Well/, after much consideration, I've decided to
install Love.// Can you guide me through the process?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
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*/Customer:/**/ Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
located your Heart?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Yes, but there are several other programs running
now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
and Resentment running right now./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt
from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called
High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge
and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
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*/Customer:/**/ I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
how?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
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*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
that normal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades./*
*/Customer:/**/ Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
"Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?/ *
*/Tech Support:/**/ Don't worry. It means that the Love program is
set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
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*/Customer:/**/ So, what should I do?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations.
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*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The
system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back./*
*/Customer:/**/ Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but
eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you
meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool
modules back to you./*
*/Customer:/**/ Thank you,./*
*/Please send this to every one you know. If you delete that is
okay, love is not based on emails /**/./*
