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You're No Rocky, Hillary

By Adam Bulger  Posted by Russ Wellen (about the submitter)       (Page 1 of 1 pages)   19 comments
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It's time for Hillary Clinton to bone up on her classic '70s cinema. Attempting to pander to a Philadelphia crowd, she compared herself to Philly's most famous fictional son, the Italian Stallion, Rocky Balboa.

The AP reports:
"Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people," Clinton said in excerpts of prepared remarks to be given Tuesday to a meeting of the Pennsylvania AFL-CIO.
It's a hack reference, and it's a little distressing that she included it in her "prepared remarks" -- she needs crib notes for pop culture references? But what's worse is that it's an inaccurate one. In her attempt to appear more human by invoking the name of the scrappy underdog fighter, she revealed that there's a good chance she's never actually seen the movie. Mrs. Clinton evidently doesn't realize that in the movie Rocky, the titular character lost the fight - to a black dude!
The victory he celebrates at the end of the movie is about how he "went the distance" in the fight and because he recently won the love and respect of his new girlfriend Adrian. It's only in the shittier sequels that Rocky actually wins fights. So unless Clinton's ready to go home and be happy that she tried her best and has gained Bill's love and respect, she can only liken herself to Rocky II through Rocky V.

 

Adam Bulger is a reporter for the Hartford Advocate. A recent interview of his with comedian David Cross will appear in the May issue of The Believer. He also conducted one of the last interviews with Hunter Thompson.

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