Article: Reality Based Solution to "Gay Marriage" Issue

The 2 party system is dominated by extremists on both sides. On the left, the PC UTOPIANS dominate the democratic party agenda and on the right the BUSHEEP dominate the republican party agenda. Both sides are similar in their convictions that they are 'right' and the opposition is wrong. The 'you are with me or against me' mentality of these 2 groups makes COMPROMISE improbable if not impossible. Thus, it is no surprise that Congress has accomplished virtually nothing of significance as of late.

The PC UTOPIANS believe in a fairy tale fantasyland where all humans are equal. The sad reality of this world is that all humans are not equal i.e. some are smart, short, tall, black, white, bald, etc. And yes, it is scientific fact that Asian men do "on average" have shorter penises. BLASPHEMY! HERESY!, cry the PC UTOPIANS. That's 'racism' I tell ya! How dare someone confuse us with scientific facts. And so, in whipping out the 'race card,' they are denying reality, therefore their agenda is WRONG.

Flipping the coin over, the BUSHEEP believe in a non-reality based pseudo-Christian agenda where Dubya Gump is their messiah whom they will follow into the abyss on his march into WWIII. After all, they believe Armageddon is near, so they not only anticipate it but hope to make it happen ASAP! They conveniently forget that Jesus said 'turn the other cheek' and 'blessed are the peacemakers' i.e. a 'war for peace' is very clearly in opposition to what Jesus believed. Thus the BUSHEEP's agenda is WRONG!

The gay marriage issue is a very hot button topic. The BUSHEEP want a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and anyone who disagrees with them is 'wearing a tinfoil hat'. On the flip side, the PC UTOPIAN FASCISTS want to deny thousands of years of history by changing the definition of a word to suit their narrow minded agenda and anyone who disagrees is a 'homophobe bigot'. Each side is 100% convinced that their side is 'RIGHT'. One obvious compromise on the gay marriage issue is to have two legal terms based ONLY on the sexuality of the participants involved i.e. 'HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE' and 'HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE'. Another compromise would be to take the word 'marriage' out of the legal system and instead have legal 'civil unions'. Now the PC UTOPIANS and BUSHEEP will give a million reasons why this is a 'bad idea' but the bottom line as to why they oppose it is because this solution would require each side to compromise and since they 'know they are right' they feel no need to compromise

So it is my guess that most Americans know by now that the 2 party system is a miserable failure i.e. we must have at least 1 more consistently viable party to compete against these 2 groups of delusional extremists. And so I have envisioned what I like to call THE REAL PARTY i.e. a political party that seeks REAL solutions to REAL problems via compromise and common sense.

To sum it all up I think the PC UTOPIANS AND THE BUSHEEP should quit 'drinking the cool aid' and wake up to reality. If they choose not to then they should all 'go f*ck themselves' and the rest of us, i.e. the silent MAJORITY, must speak out and push for reality based compromises on issues that affect our future.
Thanks,
Ben Marble, M.D.