New rule, Bill, if you feel like masticating, you must do it in the bathroom. Other people around you do not like to see you drinking coffee and eating bear-claws, while they are trying to read the paper. Your sipping is gross, and the noise you make is, ... yucky! Your tongue is gross and so is the method that you have chosen to devour your food. You can choose, you know, to be fed intravenously. So, Bill, "NEW RULE" IF YOU MUST EAT, TAKE YOUR FOOD, and go TO THE BATHROOM AND MASTICATE ALL YOU WANT. Breast-feeding IS the historical standard!
It is okay, though, if you lay a baby's blanket out, on a McDonalds table, so you can change the baby's dirty diaper, especially the non-nursing type, right there with you where you used to eat because the bathroom is where a mother or father, ... singles go to relieve themselves. You see, Bill, babies that are breast-fed do not smell as bad as the babies who are not getting fed with HUMAN, NON-LACTATED MILK, BECAUSE THAT MOTHER'S MILK WAS MADE EXACTLY FOR HER BABY JUST AS SURELY AS EVERY DOLLAR MINTED IS DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE BEFORE AND BEHIND IT!
NEW RULE BILL! PPPLLLEEEASE do not leave your North American universe, because in all the other continents, mothers and fathers know that it is okay to feed your breast-feeding baby out in the open. You see, Bill, God made human mothers' milk for her baby, and He also made skunks' milk for their babies. No Bill, your wife's or girl friend's breasts and nipples were not made for you, though you can go to HOOTERS, and look at them all you want and not have to suck on them until you are married.
Would you like to help a mother change a diaper that really stinks? Spot a mother who is bottle feeding and go over and ask if you want to help her change her baby's diaper. You see, Bill, God didn't make fake, baby-milk for babies. Humans made that out of chemicals and as close to pigs' milk as they could.
NEW RULE, BILL! God made cow's milk for calves, not for human consumption. That is why you see so many fat babies with runny noses and coughs, ... yes, sickness.
NEW RULE, BILL! IF YOU GET MARRIED, and your sweet-heart wants to have a baby with you, she does so, because you are smart. You should be delighted! And because she knows you are smart, your wife will choose you to give her baby a chance to have a brain like yours. Therefore, she will choose breast-feeding for her baby, and when she does that, you will be so happy that you will take both of them to Africa and South America or any where else in the world and see mothers breast-feeding their babies. Bill, you will support breast-feeding
A RULE YOU DID NOT KNOW! Bill, cows milk was made for cows not for babies. Intelligent mothers in The United States of America, want to breast-feed their babies totally for the first six months and then supplement their milk with baby food until the baby weans himself and herself. Mothers who care and who are smart, let their babies nurse as long as their babies want.
I know you hate The Bible, but more Bibles are sold each year than any other book and the iPhone included. In fac, there is a Bible especially made for your iPHONE. Moses in the Bible was breast-fed, American Indians totally breast-fed their babies, as well. Breast-feeding is historically accurate. The Old Testament IS the history of the Jewish nation. Check it out! And Daniel was breast-fed until he was about 5 years old.
# 1 Samuel 1:22 (Whole Chapter)
But Hannah did not go up, for she said to her husband, "I will not go up until the child is weaned; then I will [Luke 2:22] bring him, that he may appear before the LORD and [1 Sam 1:11, 28] stay there forever."
# 1 Samuel 1:23 (Whole Chapter)
[Num 30:7, 10, 11] Elkanah her husband said to her, "Do what seems best to you Remain until you have weaned him; only [1 Sam 1:17] may the LORD confirm His word." So the woman remained and nursed her son until she weaned him.
# 1 Samuel 1:24 (Whole Chapter)
Now when she had weaned him, [Num 15:9, 10; Deut 12:5, 6] she took him up with her, with a three-year-old bull and one ephah of flour and a jug of wine, and brought him to [Josh 18:1; 1 Sam 4:3, 4] the house of the LORD in Shiloh, although the child was young. (KJV) I figure Daniel was about 5 when he weaned. Any younger, Daniel could not have grasped the ideals of the temple. (From Bible.net)
