"Insert the fear of IED's INTO YOUR SOULLLS AMERICA," (saith THE LORDS of Washington).
"Now is the time!!! And give us your tired, your financially poor - illegal immigrants; this government will watch over you ... at no charge.
(hee, hee, hee).
IED's are coming soon to a location near YOU, America, and we're working on it. Ooop's, I meant, well, I know you know what I meant to say, (hee, hee, hee,) We will protect you America! ... is what I meant...
I read books! I've been reading a book about George Washington! Did you know that he realized early that the best strategy was to harass the British? He reported to Congress, 'we should on all Occasions avoid a general Action, or put anything to the Risque, (now, this is the important part,)UNLESS COMPELLED BY A NECESSITY, fall back slowly, then strike unexpectedly!'
I can identify.
Ahhh, I love the smell of fresh pages turning in the morning. Uh, eh, don't go there, you know what I meant, (hee, hee, hee,) book pages, I meant book pages, turning pages in a book, George Washington. Put your hand down Gannon. Who signed you in? Never mind.
Helen: "Are you comparing yourself to George Washington?"
Boosh: "Shut up Helen; by the way, how do you like your new seat? (hee, hee, hee).
Helen: "I'm not complaining, but you didn't answer my question."
Boosh: ' "Comparing myself to George Washington," uh, eh, well, (hee, hee, hee,) 'course not. Why, do you think I should compare myself to George Washington? Oh, okay, anything to please the press, (hee, hee, hee)."
Helen: "About the IED Tabletop exercise, has new intelligence prompted this exercise?"
"Helen, Helen, Helen, you're a human gimmie pig. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie."
Boosh: "Now that's a deep subject, hee, hee, hee. Classified, Helen, classified. We're fighting them there so we don't have to do it here, but, well, just a precaution, you know, because you never know, especially intelligence, but we're fixin,' we're workin' on that too. I mean, hee, hee, hee, well, you know what I mean. Classified. It's classified, Helen.
Thank you all for coming."