These goddamned hippie food nazis
would have you believe there aren't any
friggin' animals left on the planet
So, I went on an expedition in a Ford Expedition
(next to a sequoia, right there on the Interstate)
Discovered cardinals in Arizona and Missouri
Orioles and ravens in Baltimore, seahawks in Seattle
Eagles in Philly, hawks and falcons in Atlanta
Ducks in Cali and blue jays north of the border
Along the highway, dodged impalas and mustangs
and broncos (especially in Denver)
Colts and rams in Middle America
A bull or two in the Windy City
Southwest for coyotes and diamondbacks
Up north for lynx, timberwolves, and bucks
Bears and their cubs in Chicago, bruins in Boston
Cougars panthers tigers lions jaguars bengals
in various cities and parking lots
Pumas in gyms and schoolyards all over the fuckin' place
Dolphins and marlins and devil rays in FLA
Sharks in San Jose
Even found some raptors lingering in Canada
You should never trust a tree hugger...
Mickey Z. can be found here: http://www.mickeyz.net
