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My name is David Lasagna. I'm an auto-didact, been studying at the University of Dave for over ten years, and am currently working on creating a relationship with the economy so I can continue my studies forever. I'd love to write more about myself but I need to go for a walk.
(Have no idea how you put a picture of yourself in here, but I'll ask around)