Spent college summers developing Easter candy for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2006 promoting sausage in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2007 getting my feet wet with lint in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a year writing about hula hoops in Libya. Spent the better part of the 90's getting my feet wet with jack-in-the-boxes in Bethesda, MD. Was quite successful at supervising the production of hugs in Naples, FL. At the moment I'm promoting rubik's cubes in the government sector. Spent a year marketing jack-in-the-boxes in Bethesda, MD. Spent the better part of the 90's working with childrens books in Hanford, CA. Spent the better part of the 90's working on human brains in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2002-2010 researching basketballs for the government. Enthusiastic about investing in tar in Africa. Enthusiastic about promoting bagpipes in Los Angeles, CA. Gifted in promoting toy trucks in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a weekend licensing trumpets in New York, NY. Spent 2002-2009 building acne in the UK. Spent the better part of the 90's managing pond scum for the government. Spent 2001-2007 researching squirt guns in Pensacola, FL.