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A native of Borneo, Mr. Cattlehands is the sole remaining or "missing" link to the ancient tribe of Kiroch. Speaking fourteen languages, though none of them fluently, Mr. Cattlehands has traveled throughout the southern hemisphere and portions of the greater Detroit metropolitan area collecting and disseminating the crucial data needed for scientists, paleontologists and suffragists to better understand the myriad of changes to both his own dead society and society at large (or small). Mr. Cattlehands recent lecture series "Excuse me but I wasn't finished speaking" will be telcast in English with English subtitles this summer on Fox News.