When the Wall Street Journal begins to panic over the actions of their numero uno protégé George Bush you know that we’re in deep doo doo. When the Wall Street Journal starts sounding like Dennis Kucinich and Arianna Huffington at an Impeachment Party, you know that the times they are a changin’. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121305642257659301.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
The Dodo bird aka the devil’s chicken, a cousin of the dove, was rendered extinct by human beings in the 1600’s. Nostradamus was a 16th century apothecary. It was reported yesterday that 1 in 4 adults in New York City have genital herpes. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure since there is no cure for genital herpes or cancer, which now afflicts 4 out of 10 people.
The cure for genital herpes and cancer is to weed out the cause of these diseases. If you just mow your lawn you cut off the tops of the weeds which will continue to return unless you get down on your hands and knees with your $2 weeder and remove the root of the weed - cars. Be intimate only with your spouse. Buy horses, like your ancestors did, or suffer bankruptcy, climate change and cancer. Your worst enemies are in your pants and your garage.
KC and The Sunshine Band sang “I’m Your Boogie Man” and “Get Down Tonight”, the greatest music video ever made according to Rolling Stone Magazine. Once you watch “Get Down Tonight” here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEyWm3UNK1Y you will see for yourself that for the first time in American history, we are on the verge of having relaxation, calm and rhythm in the White House. A house divided against itself cannot stand, and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A boogeyman is a frightening imaginary being, often one used as a threat in disciplining children. When Osama bin Laden died, George Bush replaced him with Clairol bin Laden. The boogeyman of Christianity, Islam and Judaism is Satan, aka The Anti-Christ. The difference is that Satan is real and lives inside of us all, along with the Holy Spirit. This is why John Lennon said that inside of every human being there is a Jesus Christ and an Adolf Hitler. (The previous quote was used with the express written consent of Yoko Ono.)
Human beings are a funny group – once 2 boxers beat each other’s heads in they embrace in the middle of the ring. Shortly after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and the United States nuked Hiroshima, Americans became addicted to Sushi and Hondas. Wouldn’t it be easier if we skipped the bombing and nuking and went straight to the hugging and embracing? In “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”, the seemingly star crossed lovers, the Israeli spy Zohan and the beautiful Palestinian woman Dalia managed to put aside their differences in order to get down.
500 years ago Nostradamus predicted the names of three anti-Christs in code. The first two Emperors lost their armies in Russia. Nostradamus is now even money to go three for three, now that the commandant in chief has gotten rid of Fox Fallon.
Hatred + Hunger + Nuclear Bombs = Extinction. The only way to get a different total is to change the terms of the equation. Hatred must be replaced by love, Hunger and Resource Wars and Pollution must be ended by ending overpopulation and we must do away with nuclear weapons of mass destruction, otherwise we’re Dodos.
Nostradamus’ first anti Christ was Napaulon Roy aka Napoleon. Nostradamus’ second anti Christ was Hister aka Hitler. Hitler hit .229 in his first season with the Dusseldorf Braves, despite a serious groin injury in the second half of the season. Nostradamus’ third anti Christ is code named Mabus. In a feat worthy of Houdini, Satan Himself has inserted himself into the Iranian daily hardcore mentor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Ayatollah Mesbah-Yazdi and George maBUS, and pitted them against each other. Turn the m in maBUS upside down and what do you have?
Here are the two passages from Nostradamus dealing with the third anti Christ:
Century 2, Quatrain 62
Mabus will soon die, then will come,
A horrible undoing of people and animals,
At once one will see vengeance,
One hundred powers, thirst, famine, when the comet will pass.
Century 8, Quatrain 77
The antichrist very soon annihilates the three,
twenty-seven years his war will last.
The unbelievers are dead, captive, exiled;
with blood, human bodies, water and red hail covering the earth.
The comet just struck Peru and left a stinking sulfurous pond which made the villagers ill, as if they had just eaten the fowl tasting meat of the Dodo bird. The one hundred powers refer to the 198 countries on earth today. The famine is upon us now as 1 billion people on earth today are starving to death as we put their food into our gas tanks. The monkeys sing “I’m a Believer”, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts
On 9/11 15 Saudis, 2 Dubais, 1 Egyptian and 1 Lebanese attacked the United States of America. Is it an act of war to attack the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and the Capitol? Why didn’t George Bush retaliate against Saudi Arabia immediately? Why did George Bush defy a nationwide flight ban, pick up all the members of the bin Laden family and fly them back to safety in Saudi Arabia instead of Guantano Bay?
For 5 million years, all of our ancestors were Pagans, until the relatively recent cult of Judaism was invented just 4 thousand years ago, Christianity 2,000 years ago, and Islam 1,400 years ago. The time has now come to purify these three religions down to their beautiful essence, love, in order for us all to unite in peace. This is the plan of the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam, Jesus Christ, upon his return.
The Saudi Arabian bin Laden family financed the oil company of George Bush. The reign of the Saudi Royal family, 200 people, began 75 years ago. The United States is propping up the House of Saud, which is taking all of the oil money to themselves, the cause of 9/11. The Saudi dictatorship is fragile to put it mildly. Dick Cheney agreed to sell our ports to Dubai. In the Nevada debate Hillary Clinton said that it was O.K. for Dubai to buy Citigroup and our banks. George Bush Sr. has been paid hundreds of millions of dollars to sit on the board of the House of Saud. Saudi Arabia built the George Bush library. The Emir of Dubai has been paying Bill Clinton 10 milllion dollars per year for doing nothing. Saudi Arabia financed the Bill Clinton presidential library. Barack Obama cannot put Hillary on the ticket because Bill Clinton refuses to disclose this fact.
Does it surprise you to know that the President of the United States, George Bush, Nostradamus Third Anti Christ maBUS, The Devil, is a traitor? George Bush invaded Iraq and drank the blood of 1 million Iraqis so far to steal their oil. He thought that our brave men and women would be greeted with rose petals. He has an astonishing lack of foresight. Last week he signed a deal to sell nuclear reactors to Saudi Arabia, and Israel believes that he is their best friend – as do you, who voted for him and his party, twice. Three strikes and you’re out.
