Election Judo

If southern voters can't see their own best interests without extensive retraining and education, use the GOP's own tactics against them, ala Jiu-Jitsu. And there's nothing like unsupported rumor to get the ball rolling..

 

"The Sting"-- give'em plenty of rope...

PARANOIA-- create headlines and rumors making GOP candidates think they're in hell...

"Whistleblowers Inside Chambliss Campaign Expose Fraud-- FBI Investigating"

"FBI secretly interrogating Chambliss' family, barber, old friends"

 

Chambliss Win Exposes Vote Theft, Electronic Hacking, Vote Flipping"

 

"Chambliss Said to Testify Against Rove, Bush, Jeb in Election Theft: "...I had no choice!..."

 

Chambliss scheduled to fly in small plane to Bermuda?

 

"Drudge reveals secret sex deals with GA Prosecutor, Chambliss"

 

"CIA Secretly Revokes Chambliss Security Clearance Without Explanation-- Tells Chambliss 'Everything's OK'"

 

"Heredity Research reveals Chambliss DNA link to Othello, Caligula, Herod, Simon Legree, Jabba the Hut"-- further study indicates Karl Rove is his own excretory aperture! Holy Moly!

 

Hidden Documents Reveal Chambliss' Father Said: "..I admit it. I loved Hitler..."

 

Obama aide tells Chambliss, "Relax, Don't Worry."

 

"Noted Psychiatrist Diagnoses Chambliss Fugue States,Paranoia, Break with Reality"

 

"Chambliss Drinking Problem Subject of 1-hour Expose on PBS"

 

"Surveillance Photos Reveal Chambliss Leaving Cuban Embassy"

 

and on and on -- Kool, eh, Karl?

 

"Karl Rove Secretly Flown to East European Prison for Extensive Interrogation by Gore Supporters-- If Rove Had Friends, They'd Be Worried"

 

"Alito, Scalia, Roberts Dead from Radioactive Poison at Exclusive D.C. Restaurant Days Before Being Forced to Testify Before Grand Jury on 2000 Election Decision-- Details at 6" (Bon Apetit, GOP)

 

Children of GOP Lawmakers Subject to Same Rate of Disease from Lead, Mercury, Pesticides as the Poor-- "..We thought we were not breathing the same air as poor people.."