Are they really attached to a neck-
Or just disembodied robots of an
International news conglomerate
reciting the mantra of the big boss?
"I know
where the money is!
I know were the ratings are!
Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
Why think when you can b*tch?"
They shake their heads, the smile, they smirk-
They call the president a jerk-
But if you ask them what they'd do-
They scowl, the freak, they shout at you-
That's right, they haven't got a clue"
But they know where the money is!
They know where the ratings are!
Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
Why think when you can b*tch?
-------------MARK SOIFER
