10) The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupySydMedia
9) He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE #soipeppersprayedhim @StealthBull
8) She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527
7) He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527
6) The nightstick was too much work #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyPortland
5) He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs #SoIPepperSprayedHim @everydayakita
4) He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyMARINES2
3) My little boy asked if god was really a republican #soipeppersprayedhim @markm1962
2) I wanted to attract more people to his movement #soIpeppersprayedhim AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971
1) He tasted bland, #soipeppersprayedhim @non_serial
Other nominees:
The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyPortland
He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison
He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim @unknown_vector
He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista
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