(Article changed on November 10, 2013 at 14:52)
You know you're old when the term "Traitor" didn't mean Republicans that voted to raise the debt ceiling, voted for Obama Care, and/or voted to keep the government running.
You know you are old when the word "Traitor" was not a pejorative for a Republican that voted their conscience instead of the party line.
You know you're old when "Patriot" described someone that served in the Armed Forces and not to describe a flag wrapped Tea Republicans that once attended a "Tea Rally In The Alley," with a loaded AKR.
You know you're old when "McCarthyism" was something politicians didn't want to be called and not used as a Tea Re-Puritans Merit Badge.
You know you're old when the phrase, "The Ape in the White House" was a phrase for Abe Lincoln and not the phrase used by Tea Republicans to disparage the current president.
You know you are old when you holler, "DEPENDS" instead of "Bingo"!
You know you're old when you stick your arm out the car window to give someone the "good old one finger salute", and your arm turns to dust.
You know you're old when you talk about "getting some p*ssy" and you're referring to your cat.
You know you're old when you have to leave yourself a note to take your memory medicine and you can't find either.
You know you're old when one of your eyes falls out and roll across the floor and you don't miss it.
You know you're old when asked, "who's the president ?", and you respond, "James Buchanan?"
You know you're old when friends in need asks, "Where's your dope?" and, you point to your son.
You know your old when the only hair on your head is in the brush.
You know your old when you mistress invite you to "sleep over" and you really are looking forward to getting some sleep.
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