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Tim Cerantola's humour and political satire has been published in over 25 magazines and newspapers. When he is not pretending to be a writer, he works at a real job working with autistic and special needs children.
(1 comments) SHARE Tuesday, July 28, 2009 Attack of the Zucchini People
Have you ever descended into the dark, sinister world of the zucchini people?
(1 comments) SHARE Sunday, July 26, 2009 It's all over – except for the lying.
When it comes to government and media, I don't know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don't trust ours - that's for sure.
(2 comments) SHARE Monday, February 2, 2009 Obama Saves the World (someone get that man a cape)
with Obama in charge, we have a much better chance of not reducing the planet to a smoldering pile of radioactive grit than we did with George Bush, but still, I'm not totally convinced.
(3 comments) SHARE Monday, January 12, 2009 Bomb The Evil Canadians!
Canadians know Americans better than anyone else. Unlike the rest of the world, as America's next-door neighbour (and little buddy Gilligan), we Canadians get a chance to peer over their fence...
SHARE Saturday, January 3, 2009 Dear Dubya (We'll Always Have Guantanamo)
George, we're very sorry, but we don't love you anymore. We feel the time has come that we should start seeing other Presidents. We are very, very sorry. No, it's not you, it's us. (OK, it is you. GO AWAY!)
(3 comments) SHARE Wednesday, December 31, 2008 Nostratimus' Predictions for 2009
21st century prophet, psychic, seer and all round good guy Nostratimus predicts the future (until his wife says it's time to go shopping).
(5 comments) SHARE Saturday, December 27, 2008 The End of the World Quiz: Kiss your butts good-bye!
...it's the end of the world. That's what it said, right there on the front page - just below the picture of Pedro, the chicken juggling goat boy.
SHARE Tuesday, December 16, 2008 A Fruity Version of Concrete?
A humorous article about the more bizarre Christmas traditions and the mysterious disappearance of myrrh.
SHARE Saturday, November 22, 2008 The Cheapest Man in the Universe
For those of us who have recently fallen off of the 'free market" turnip truck, a humorous article about saving money.