Natalie Dylan is a 22 year old San Diego student with a Masters degree in psychology and family and marriage therapy. Natalie’s sister worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch for three weeks to pay for her college tuition. Natalie Dylan found out that it is hard to get a student loan and even harder to pay it off and so she decided to auction off her virginity. So far Natalie Dylan has received 10,000 bids, the highest until now being $4M. The deal is to be consummated at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada, where prostitution is legal. God forbid any laws should be broken; the bleeding will be bad enough.
The event is to be made into a Blu-ray DVD and televised live worldwide on pay per view, with Leona Lewis sernading the couple live singing her hit song Bleeding Love. Hollywood and Madison Avenue understand that sex sells and so do Judaism, Christianity and Islam. Religion is recession proof. In The Temple in Jerusalem, the Jewish priests lured people in with the Temple Prostitutes. In ancient Greece, in the outdoor Temples, the priestesses copulated with the congregants as an act of religious piety to the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. Paris Hilton shot to superstardom in her Academy Award winning “One Night in Paris.”
The Muslim people believe in the Jewish Old Testament, the Christian New Testament, the Muslim Koran and the Hadith, the oral law. This is why they get down on their knees and face Mecca and prostrate themselves to God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, Yehovah, and Allah so many times every day.
These three religions were built on the human fascination with virginity. In the Old Testament, Lot lived in Sodom, next to Gomorrah. Natalie Dylan is getting at least $5 Million dollars for her virginity – I gave mine up for a coffee and a donut. Lot was the only rigteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah and God of Mount Sinai sent two angels to rescue him, his wife and his two young virgin daughters.
God warned them not to look back as he nuked Sodom and Gomorrah for their evil ways, otherwise he would turn them to salt. Unfortunately curiousity killed the cat and Lot’s wife became a pillar of salt, like Hyman Roth. Now, Lot and his two young virgin daughters being the only 3 people on earth, the question arose, “How will life on earth continue?” Lot’s 2 daughters gave their father a glass of wine and then went in to sleep with their father, who couldn’t recognize them because of the Manishevitz. We are all the products of incest. Righteousness is rewarded by God with young virgins, according to the Holy Bibles – lots of them.
This fairy tale metastasized into the Koran. The Prophet Muhammad was illiterate, and the Koran was written 50 years after he died, 1,400 years ago. Today in the Christian country of Zimbabwe you can buy a donut for $5M – the hole is extra. How many holes in one has Tiger Woods had?
According to Osama bin Laden, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Holy Koran and the Hadith, God of Mount Sinai commands all Muslims, “Make War on the Jews, Christians, and infidels and in return for your faithfulness and martyrdom, I will reward you with eternal paradise, crystal clear streams, 72 virgins, wine with no side effects and 180,000 servants each.” (Koran Sura Chapter 9:5, 29-30, 112, (the great bliss) and Chapter 56, Sky Mecca.) Islam had to one up the Christian Joneses – so far Islam has 1.3 billion believers.
The 911 hijackers sent by Osama bin Laden were brainwashed with this from birth, and when they hit the twin towers screaming “God is Great”, they fully expected to wake up in Sky Mecca with virgins and wine the next moment. Prove that they didn’t. Two billion Christians today are waiting to be Raptured by Jesus Christ, the Jewish boy born of a virgin, who went to Rabbinical School to become the awaited Messiah of Christianity and co Messiah of Islam, with the Mahdi. This week Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the real leader of Iran told the 90,000 Iranian students who signed up to fight the Jews in Gaza that they were all martyrs, which is code for you get virgins and wine. Eternity is a long time. Once these clitoridectomy professionals go through their 72 virgins in the first week, will they be virginless for the rest of their eternal days?
The Popular Resistance Committee is a Palestinian Gaza militant organization funded by Hezbollah, ie, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Yesterday Muhammad Abdel-Al, the senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committee terror organization threatened to behead Madonna and Britney Spears. He said, “If I meet these whores I will have the honor I repeat, I will have the honor to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their Satanic culture against Islam.”
Today, Osama bin Laden, who died years ago according to Benazir Bhutto, issued an audio tape calling for an Islamic Holy War against Israel. The Saudi bin Laden family of Osama bin Laden financed the oil company of George W. Bush. In a normal world that may be a bit awkward, but in a world where Osama bin Laden is paying $5M to defrock Natalie Dylan, what’s normal?
Natalie Dylan explained to Tyra Banks on youtube that she will not necessarily take the highest bid. She said that she would take a lower bid for the right chemistry. Islam is fabulous for the Iranian men – harems of 9 year old wives, eternal paradise with 72 virgins for blowing yourself up – but not so good for us. I happen to like my clitoris. Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love. Maybe Hillary will take the gloves off and protect us. Hopefully Osama bin Laden won’t evade the FBI while he is in Johnny Carson City, Nevada. The movie is to be called “Girls of Dialysis.”
