Do you remember the reasons we got into Iraq? Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though we're there to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Yesterday there was no 9/11. Yesterday there was no Iraq. Yesterday there was no Afghanistan. Nobody in the United States even knew where Afghanistan was. We thought that an Afghan was a beautiful dog with silky hair and a long narrow head or a soft shawl crocheted in a geometric design. Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and dance, forever and a day, we'd live the life we'd choose, we'd fight and never lose, for we were young and sure to have our way. Everybody Karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pkkAhETYg
Mary Hopkin is a Welsh folk singer. Many people believe that President Barack Hussein Obama is welshing on his promises. Hassan Nasrallah is furious and says that President Bush was better. Ayatollah Khamenei has so many puppets that he has had to hire three new ventriloquists. Nidal Malik Hasan was promised virgins but all he got was a wheelchair to the electric chair. We went from Colin Powell's slide show to Nidal Malik Hasan's power point presentation.
People have forgotten that we are animals. If not but for one amino acid humans would not be able to speak. We would be far better off. The root of all the world's problems is the 1400 gram human brain. 1400 years ago there was no Islam. 2000 years ago there was no Christianity. 4000 years ago there was no Judaism. What did people blog about for the 5 billion years before that? Why is Australia outraged that Britney Spears is lip synching? Don't they like her lips?
We went to Iraq because Saddam Hussein damaged three buildings on 9/11. One fell over on its own. We went to Iraq because then Saddam Hussein was about to nuke us into the dirt. It was a matter of national security, code red. Have our politicians been honest with us? Now we are getting ready to invade Afghanistan. The only problem is that we've already been there for 8 years.
General Stanley McChrystal is calling for 40,000 more troops for Afghanistan. General Stanley McChrystal is named after Jesus Christ, who said, "Do not hit back even in self defense. If someone hits you on the right cheek, turn the other cheek, and let him hit that one too. If that doesn't work, I have not come to bring you peace, but the sword. The bible writers painted the Messiah as mildly confused, a cross between Gandhi and Cheney, a pacifist warmonger. This and any connection between the Crusades, Inquisition and War Against the Jews Part I is purely coincidental.
Without human beings Earth would be a pristine Garden of Eden. Haven't we caused enough damage? Do we really need to rain radioactive nuclear winter upon the home we share with the innocent species we haven't exterminated yet? Is it not in the planet's best interest that tonight we all drink the Kool Aid?
If we all drank the Kool Aid tonight then tomorrow morning the Earth would begin to heal itself until in 100 years Earth truly will be the Garden of Eden. Don't feel guilty. It isn't our fault. Our brains are too smart. We outsmarted ourselves. We became too smart for our own good. We invented cars and nuclear bombs and smoke stacks. It isn't our fault. It was a genetic mutation. It isn't our fault. It isn't Sarah Palin's fault. It isn't Carrie Prejean's fault. The world has become such a scapegoatfest that even the latest threats from Kim Jong il are being drowned out. The poor man is down to his last 72 Barbie Dolls.
Look on the bright side. If we all drink the Kool Aid tonight we won't have to hear the word Health Care Reform again. If we all drink the Kool Aid tonight we won't have to listen to the endless outright lies about why we are sending 40,000 more troops to Afghanistan now.
According to President Obama, we are sending the troops to Afghanistan to train the Afghan soldiers. The Afghan soldiers had no problem beating the Soviet Union's head in, more than we can say for Vietnam. The Afghan soldiers aka The Taliban have had no problem skating circles around us for eight years. They are now even money for the Stanley Cup, God Bless Lew Alcindor.
According to comedian Obama, we are sending 40,000 more troops to Afghanistan to make sure that the Afghan people are safe. We are the ones killing them, but we are now doubling our force there to make them safe. Our politicians must think that we are all retarded, deaf, dumb and blind. Lets give all the Afghans bonuses for bringing down the world economy by turning Wall Street into Santa Anita.
O.K. Lets get serious. If we drink the Kool Aid tonight how will we see the $100 Million match race between Zenyatta and Rachel Alexandra? This will be like watching the young Cassius Clay fight Rocky Balboa. We have so much to look forward to. 2012 will usher in the Mayan Apocalypse and President Sarah Palin, if Levi Johnston can keep his mouth shut about her achilles heel.
We are all animals. We live in a jungle. The law of the jungle is, "Kill or be killed. With our biological weapons we could solve overpopulation, global warming and all of our problems overnight. President Bush immunized the American President from the international criminal court at the Hague. But that wouldn't be politically correct. We should just sit back and let the Taliban and Al Qaeda storm the gates of Islamabad and nuke us all into the dirt, for the Prophet Muhammad, (PBUH). The time has come to take the gloves off. Or, today, every Mosque, Church and Synagogue can change its name to
The Temple of Love " The World Peace Religion
Those are our two choices " a nuclear death match to the end, or everlating world peace. How much money have we spent on our wars? How much money does peace cost? Those were the days my friend " it's now time to all join hands and leave those days of war behind.
