You believe that any abortion is murder even if the baby consists of a microscopic ball of slime.
You are against abortion even in the case of rape, incest, or when the mother would die from giving birth.
You believe that women who get abortions and doctors who perform them deserve to be electrocuted, injected with poison, hanged, shot, tortured and then assassinated before being condemned to burn in hell for eternity.
You believe science is a Marxist/Socialist conspiracy.
You believe that all the science you need to learn is in a book called the bible that was written 6000 years ago when there was no science.
You believe that evolution was the theory of a demented man named Charles Darwin.
You believe that Global Warming is the will of God.
You believe that fracking is good for the environment.
You believe that putting more carbon dioxide in the air is a good thing.
You hate Pope Francis.
You believe that every time the new Pope endorses peace he actually is endorsing Satan who certainly is NOT white, does NOT speak English, and is probably a Moslem.
The pope hurts your feelings by espousing tolerance of beliefs that are different from yours.
You believe that the Founding Fathers were Christians.
You believe that their intention was to found a country whose bedrock would be religion.
You say "Praise the Lord" every chance you get.
You believe that when the Lord said,
"Turn the other cheek," he had to be joking.
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