The Deplorax: The Lorax Goes Hollywood

'Cause I am the Lorax! I push SUVs!

(And IHOP's "Mac n' Cheese & Trufula Trees!")

 

I once scorned the Once-ler and all his pollution.

But now I've been shown there's another solution:

Grabulous Greed from a thneed is a hoot!

And now I am rolling in Bar-ba-loot loot.

 

The Humming-fish now know that Rodeo Drive

Is my new habitat and it's here that I'll thrive.

My new movie's loud and it's filmed in 3-D

(Dumb, Dumb and Dumber, between you and me.)

 

Instead of just talking, let's shout, scream and hoot.

Let's make so much noise we could deafen a Snoot,

Snatch pratfalls and stunts from the Done-before Basket

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