Also just in from WASHINGTON D.C.: The Whitehouse has just reported that the economy is doing superbly, unemployment is nearly non-existent, we are winning the war, inflation doesn’t exist, gasoline is expected to drop sharply, industry and farming will be returning to America…and the best for last; a new study by congress has, with near certainty, determined that Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy are brother and sister.
Wake up Middle America, this isn’t a fairy tale in real life.
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