Media Person: Trump is a liar, a racist, and a sexual predator.
(Pause" three beats)
He or She: OK. I've gotta try something. Why does 1% milk cost the same as whole milk?
Media Person: What?
He or She: Why does 1% milk cost the same as whole milk? They take out the cream and sell it separately. Shouldn't milk with less cream be cheaper?
Media Person: Trump is a liar, a racist, and a sexual predator.
(Pause" one beat)
He or She: OK" I'm starting to get it" Maybe you'd be able to answer this: Why do they make cars without bumpers? Everyone gets dings in parking lots. What happened to the bumpers? Wouldn't bumpers on cars mean fewer dings?
Media Person: Trump is a liar, a racist, and a sexual predator.
He or She: I mean, they disappeared bumpers and no one noticed. Why didn't anyone notice?
Media Person: Trump is a liar, a racist, and a sexual predator.
(Pause" three beats)
He or She (frustrated): After the election, Trump will fade. He no longer will be an issue, right?
Media Person: Trump is a liar, a racist, and a sexual predator.
He or She: OK! I GET IT! You have only one answer to any and every question before the election. And after the election, we can blow it out our ass!
Media Person: Whew! I'm so relieved. I thought you'd never get it.
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