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"That dude is a sad f*cker." Butch observed. "The parrot looks worse."
"It's not a parrot," I said, "I thought Indians were familiar with birds. Like ravens and sh*t. It's a turkey for God's sake!"
I dropped the paper. It flipped over.
"Pretty much nails down your native shenanigans, doesn't it?" Butch said.
"I've never seen that article before in my life!" I lied.
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