Pish! Taw! These are human attributes; they simply enhance our nature, they do not alter it. Yes, we bask in our contemporary marvels, but all our advanced capabilities have simply allowed us to elevate our collective anus and splatter Heaven. Yup, we're superior to Murphy all right.
He couldn't crap in the sky.
I like to think Murphy is very happy up there, and he is at peace now with all the other doggies(not having to protect us). He would dope out what so many of the beasts below don't. Dogs have a nose for these things. They can sniff out the mystery in the truth which we elude. Want the skinny on global warming? Crave an angle? Murphy understands the inside story that we simply refuse to see.
The invisible poop.
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