Miranda kept on, "This used to be a Christian nation, now every time you even mention that, some Liberal slaps you on the wrist and says, "this is not a Christian nation, we have freedom of religion here'. Well, it was Christians that built this country and my God it's still a Christian country far as I'm concerned."
By now, more than a few needed to visit the little boy's room and took a while cause Aunt Molly didn't want anybody going upstairs to use her and Will's bathroom.
Miranda asked her: "What you got in there Molly you don't want us to see?" Aunt Molly told her, "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours."
Oh, I got to tell you, that damn Ray waited for Molly to go inside and then snuck around back to pee on the bird bath.
I thought that was hilarious. Who in hell has a thing for peeing on bird baths? Only thing I can figure is he must have had a traumatic early childhood experience with his tweedy bird and thought peeing on the bird bath would bring it back.
Then I got to thinking. Humm - tweedy bird. That's it! Young Ray's not only morning the bird he's back there skinning his lizard.
Intermission being over, Ms T was back at it, Only this time she was into poll taking. She wanted to know how many of us thought Obama was a Muslim, how many thought he was from Kenya, who thought he did the death panel thing and it he tried to brainwash kids.
According to her, we all failed the test.
Then Ms T started to pout. First time any of us had ever seen her do that. Spooky, real spooky, and I got to thinking, "Oh hell, what if we killed the old lady?'
Then somebody spoke up:
"What do I care if there're a few rough edges on the stuff Palin says? She may not be as sophisticated as some but it doesn't matter - she's still one of us."
Then she wanted to know who "us" was and Aunt Molly told her. "Us, for your information is all the people who believe in God and pay their own bills. Us, I mean we, excuse me, don't break the law and go around thinking it's so smart to look down your nose at people just cause they don't think like you do."
The old lady looked up, "Why do you think people look down their noses at you? I haven't seen much of that going on."
"Just look at Sarah Palin and what they did to her: "Here she is folks, poor dumb Sarah Palin fishing in a river in Alaska'. Stuff like that."
"And look at Obama; he thinks he's so cool. Never gets his feathers ruffled. Goes to the Gulf of Mexico and walks around on the beach in dress slacks. Christ, give me a break."
"He and his whole bunch will never be one of us. Even a fool can see that."
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