Cofer Black, Please call Home!
by John Kendall Hawkins
Sung to the optional song below, from the film "John Goldfarb, Please Come Home."
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Cofer Black, please call home!
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There's a bubbly feelin' round the Pentagon
Cofer Black, please call home
You're the kind of hero we depend upon
Cofer Black, please call home
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There's no one (no one) as brave as you
But no one (no one) as long overdue
We somehow (somehow) don't think it's right
To take board positions and then drop out of sight
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(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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No word since you joined Burisma Gas, my friend
Cofer Black, please call home
9 Elevenà "ž , The Ghan -- are you lost again?
Cofer Black, please call home
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Whether you're large, at large, or taking consulting fees (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get to Kyev quick, that's if you can find your way (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Help lead Ukraine's new life of beggin' on their knees
Cofer Black, won't you please (call on, fly home)
Just call on home!
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(Cofer Black, please call home)
(Cofer Black, please call home)
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Whether you're large at large or taking consulting fees
Get to Kyev quick, that's if you can find your way
Help lead Ukraine's new life of beggin' on their knees
Cofer Black, won't you please (call on, fly home)
Just call on home!
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Things are hum dingin' at the Pentagon
Cofer Black's callin' home
He's the kind of new hero we bend upon
Cofer Black's callin' home
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He may lose his erection ev'ry now and then (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
We just celebrate when it turns up again (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
This time Cofer's gonna say it won't ever go away
So we'll never have to say (call on, fly home)
Flies on eyeballs, please call home
John Hawkins  · Cofer Black, please call home.
Title song from the film "John Goldfarb, Please call Home!" (1965)
(Written by William Blatty of Exorcist fame)
(Music: John Williams / Lyrics: Don Wolf)
Jaye P. Morgan - 1964
Shirley MacLaine (Film Soundtrack) - 1965
