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Ethan Indigo Smith meditates, practices Wu tai chi chuan, The Five Tibetan Rites and various yoga. All of Ethan's writing, no matter if philosophy or satire, is focused to enhancing consciousness. He writes towards a peaceful world with a sharp and unique perspective.
Ethan is a proud dropout, but steadfast scholar. After dropping out from academia he later dropped out of the proverbial rat race entirely, moving to The Sierra Nevada mountains in California to snowboard for many winters. Being a dropout with enhanced observational skills enabled Ethan Indigo Smith to honestly observe and present his research unfettered by institutional hindrance.
SHARE Sunday, December 10, 2023 The Duality of Man ~ Alchemy In Action
Archetypal contrasts and choices in life and the ultimate duality of polarity within every idea and path.
SHARE Monday, August 14, 2023 Assertion Supposition Syndrome
Assertion Supposition Syndrome is a terrible affliction in the information era. What is it and how you can help.
SHARE Tuesday, May 9, 2023 Collectivism Versus Individuation
Collectivist institutions restrict individual liberty, self-development and individuation ultimately repressing everyone.
SHARE Thursday, March 30, 2023 The Four Grammar of The Tetragrammaton
An exploration of the Greek word for the Hebrew name for God, The Tetragrammaton, from The Fourth Initiation.
SHARE Saturday, October 22, 2022 NeoCommunism
A look at Neocommunism as displayed and defined by Russia.
SHARE Thursday, September 8, 2022 The Communist Monolith
The monolith of Communism explained via Master Slave Dialectic and comprehension of monothematicism.
SHARE Sunday, October 24, 2021 The Essence of The Matrix of Four
The philosophical origins of The Matrix of Four and the essence of its meaning in The Associated Consciousness Model.
SHARE Wednesday, September 29, 2021 Quantum Tai Chi
How small enhancements in principle and practice can manifest great changes.
SHARE Thursday, July 15, 2021 Nuclear Experimentation: Year 76
How a pandemic is simply good preparation for next nucler experimentation gone awry and a review of nuclear experiment: year 76
SHARE Saturday, June 12, 2021 Institutions, Philosophy of Gain of Function
Gain of Function modality is institutionalization. Insitutions are the life extension of individual ideas and gain of function operations. The age of information solution...
(2 comments) SHARE Tuesday, June 8, 2021 Etymological Divergence of Vaccination
The etymological origins of vaccination illustrate the schizm between holisitic and speicfic approaches.
SHARE Thursday, April 29, 2021 Impartiality: One Step to Wisdom
The philosophical school of impartiality and how to incorporate such paradigm within to raise consciousness and to cause change without.
SHARE Wednesday, February 10, 2021 The Unity of The Tree of Life in Four Dimensions
The self-development symbolism behind the four dimensions of The Tree of Life exemplified through Taoist philosophy and Ancient Egyptian conceptualization.
SHARE Wednesday, February 3, 2021 Conquistador Syndrome
The fear of necessary internal work leads to the motivation to perform unnecessary external performance.
SHARE Friday, December 11, 2020 The Unity of The Tree of Life
Exploration of the unity consciousness symbolism in The Tree of Life through Buddhism and Qabalah.
SHARE Sunday, October 25, 2020 The Sacred Geometry of Tarot
The correspondence of the four dimensions of geometry and the four suits of tarot.
SHARE Thursday, September 24, 2020 The Spiritual Either/Or
The Spiritual Either/Or
Either everything Or nothing is sacred
(8 comments) SHARE Friday, July 17, 2020 The Coincidence of The Complacency Virus
What is apathy, and complacency? An exploration of how the 2020 virus is capitalizing off of our collective mind state.
(3 comments) SHARE Thursday, July 16, 2020 Nuclear Experimentation: Year 75
Nuclear Experimentation and Covid 19. How the nuclear experiment and covid 19 relate.
SHARE Wednesday, July 8, 2020 The Lost Spirit of the Law and the Lost Law of the Spirit
Police Activity and Practical Spirituality
The Duality of Polarity of Spirituality as contrasted in the morality of legality and practicality of spirituality. Have you heard of The Spirit of The Law? Or The Law of Spirit?
SHARE Tuesday, December 10, 2019 Simplicity to Counter Complexity: Tao
The complexities of the world and the simplest yet most complete philosophical tool for problem solving toward simplicity: The Tao. And a brief on The Yin Yang or Taiji of Tao.
SHARE Friday, November 29, 2019 Real Holiday Magic Beyond Commercialization
Let's start giving gifts of Black Friday instead of buying stuff. The real magic of Holidays is giving lessons to the youth.
SHARE Saturday, September 28, 2019 Winston Smith Coming of Age
The Oligarchical Collectivist imperative of The Trump Administration and The Right/Left trumpery of the status quo
(2 comments) SHARE Tuesday, July 16, 2019 Nuclear Experimentation: Year 74
A brief explanation of nuclear experimentation and the effects on the biological and psychological.
SHARE Wednesday, April 10, 2019 The Duality of Polarity Beyond Nationalism and Globalism
Whenever the either/or dialectic is put forth there is always more. The Philosophy of The Duality of Polarity applied to international politics and consciousness of left/right dialectic.
SHARE Sunday, April 7, 2019 Indigo Awakening
Indigo Awakening through exploration of simplicity and complexity as well understanding of postmodern symbolism.
SHARE Saturday, March 16, 2019 The Tai Chi of Shoveling
How Tai Chi principles are effective for some of the most tedious and extreme activities specifically shoveling.
(1 comments) SHARE Saturday, February 2, 2019 The Chinese New Year. 2019 is 1984
How to say Big Brother in Mandarin Chinese. China is oligarchical collectivism in Orwellian format, a few notes for 1984, or 2019 China.
SHARE Sunday, January 6, 2019 The Tai Chi Pill
What is the Placebo Effect and how to instigate it with Tai Chi practices and principles.
(3 comments) SHARE Tuesday, January 1, 2019 The Metaphysics of Monotheism
A conscious, open-minded exploration of the relationships between, and the effects of, monotheism and money.
(3 comments) SHARE Saturday, September 8, 2018 Mainstream Media Vs. The Information Age
The information age is changing everything - and what of how we allow institutions to deal with and withhold pertinent information?
(1 comments) SHARE Thursday, August 30, 2018 Meditation Education 101
Nonsecular meditation instructions utilizing geometry fundamentals to teach comprehension of inner and outer worlds for the youth -and the youthful. 4 meditation tools for self-development.
(3 comments) SHARE Sunday, August 26, 2018 When America Was Great
A brief description of instances when America was great and inspiration to better.
SHARE Friday, March 2, 2018 Meditation Comprehension For the Youth
Meditation itself is a trick. It is thought to be a complicated practice, but that is confusion. The trick begins in the following contrast: Meditation is a simple practice, and yet it enables us to understand, and to perform, complexity.
(3 comments) SHARE Wednesday, October 18, 2017 The Matrix of Master and Slave
Lord Acton's Rule, Hegel's Master and Slave and The Matrix of 4 of Politics
(10 comments) SHARE Tuesday, June 13, 2017 The Spiritual Golden Rule
A description of The Spiritual Golden Rule and a beginning understanding of the metaphysics of monotheism.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, April 24, 2017 The Rainbow Warrior
What is it about the term Rainbow Warrior? Rainbows are of clarity and all colors.
(15 comments) SHARE Tuesday, April 4, 2017 Happy 1984 Day!
George Orwell's 1984 began on a bright cod day in April, April 4th to be specific. His reasoning for this date was specific, 4. Happy 1984 Day!
SHARE Tuesday, March 21, 2017 The Duality of Polarity of Aum Mani Padme Hum Mantra
The Philosophy of The Duality of Polarity is embedded into the mantra of Tibet and Tibetan Buddhism, possibly the most celebrated mantra of all the world, Aum Mani Padme Hum
(6 comments) SHARE Tuesday, March 7, 2017 Lesson's From George Orwell's 1984
Reading between the lines we find any political, psychological and spiritual lessons in 1984. Emmanuel Goldstein to you.
(45 comments) SHARE Sunday, December 25, 2016 The Ultimate in Fake News: The Santa Story
Military institutions lie and kill, whatever their glorified reasons. NORAD takes part in Christmas by lying to kids.
SHARE Tuesday, November 15, 2016 11:11, Indigo Time
What is an Indigo? And why that is the wrong question.
(3 comments) SHARE Friday, October 28, 2016 The Matrix of Four of The Medicine Wheel
The sacred medicine wheel of the four directions is for all extents and purposes a mandala, a visual depiction of the universe, our Earth and our inner universe . It's symbolism is simple and primal, and through these qualities it is powerful and meaningful.
SHARE Wednesday, August 17, 2016 The Complete Patriot's Guide to Oligarchy (read oil-garchy)
The world is under the thumb of the oil-garchy. The environment, beginning with and not limited to the water table, is being destroyed by the energy oil-garchies. How is this similar to history?
(2 comments) SHARE Friday, April 29, 2016 Sacred Geometry Meditation
There are four dimensions of geometry. Geometry means the measure of Earth. The four dimensions are points, lines, planes and solids. The four dimensions contain a secular, individualized sacred geometry meditation instruction.
(1 comments) SHARE Sunday, March 27, 2016 Biological Oligarchical Collectivism
On Governement. Capitalism, communism, socialism, fascism, imperialism, corporatism, authoritarianism, monarchism, postmodern colonialism, and whatever form of government "ism" you can imagine, all eventually degrade over time to become oligarchical collectivism
(4 comments) SHARE Tuesday, February 2, 2016 The Big "If" Marijuana and Hemp Prohibition
An inspiring look at how the world would have been if marijuana and hemp were never prohibited in order to see how the world is at present and how legalization could dynamically change things for the better.
(3 comments) SHARE Saturday, January 23, 2016 Fukushima: 5 Years of Fire -- Global Day of Action, March 11, 2016
Happy New Year! No, I'm not talking about 2016, I'm talking about Year 5. Fukushima, Year 5. The Occupy movement confronts the energy oligarchy of nuclear experimentation. Demand action at Fukushima and global nuclear experiment.
(2 comments) SHARE Wednesday, January 20, 2016 The Matrix of Four, Postmodern MetaPhilosophy -Second Edition
The matrix of four, the philosophy of the duality of polarity is metaphilosophy capable of enhancing thinking and being. Philosophy is a way of thinking applicable to a limited number of subjects or objects. Metaphilosophy is a thinking model applicable to numerous and diverse subjects and objects
SHARE Thursday, November 12, 2015 The Geometry of Energy, The Mathematics of Meditation
Why is there such a thing as sacred geometry? How does geometry relate to meditation? If you practice meditation or are considering trying it, or if you are interested in sacred geometry, take a look at this book.
(7 comments) SHARE Wednesday, November 11, 2015 Nuclear Experimentation: Fukushima, St. Louis, Solutions
Some of the recent and impending nuclear disaster could have been prevented by integrating simple technology. There is also a way for individuals to make a state law, rapidly. This procedure could be used to clean up nuclear experimentation in you backyard.
(6 comments) SHARE Monday, September 14, 2015 The Matrix of Theology
The matrix of four in theology. The matrix of four, the philosophy of the duality of polarity is reflected in the theological origin stories of mankind proving the brotherhood of humanity.
(4 comments) SHARE Tuesday, September 1, 2015 Ending Perpetual War, The Indigo Doctrine
Practically every U.S. president in modern history has presented a war doctrine. It is time to move forward and engage people power and declare the Indigo doctrine.
(4 comments) SHARE Monday, August 17, 2015 The Business of War is the Cause of War
How the oligarchical collectivist structure of postmodern society cause steady war footing without end.
(4 comments) SHARE Saturday, July 25, 2015 What 1984 Can Teach Us About 2015
Characterized by how they respond to information, modern societies are made up of four archetypes of people -- idiots, zealots, elitists and patriots. Idiots refuse information, zealots refute information, elitists misuse information and patriots seek and distribute information.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, June 15, 2015 Activism and the Power of 108
108 is an esoteric and divine number in many traditions around the world. And hidden within it is a simple formula for conscious activism and social transformation.
(7 comments) SHARE Thursday, March 12, 2015 Personal Alchemy: The Power of Individuals Over Institutions
Traveling across the country offers a unique observation point into society's wells and ills. And from this new liberating perspective, as an outside observer, it soon became apparent that we have essentially become a culture based on ideals and practices of separation. What I did and what you can do too.
(3 comments) SHARE Tuesday, December 23, 2014 Santa Clause Syndrome
New syndrome ignored throughout postmodern history now defined: Santa Clause Syndrome
(2 comments) SHARE Saturday, October 11, 2014 The War on Christmas, In Defense of Santa Claus
There is a war going on on Santa Clause and all things good and American. We can't stop the war on Christmas, but we can defend Santa.
SHARE Tuesday, July 22, 2014 United States of Apathy
"Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty five percent would rather die than think." ~ Thomas Edison
SHARE Thursday, June 26, 2014 The Divine Value of 108 in Buddhism
108 is the trinity of time, one for the present, 0 for the past, and 8 for the infinite future. And if math can be beautiful some calculations with 108 are just that.
SHARE Thursday, March 27, 2014 Meditation and Intuition in the Fourth Age of Deception (the Kali Yuga)
The oldest and perhaps greatest measurement of time is the Hindu understanding of the four Yugas. It is based on a four part cycle akin to the seasonal solstice-and-equinox nature of orbit here on Earth and across the universe. And we are in the time of lies. And solutions.
(2 comments) SHARE Wednesday, January 22, 2014 Is Nuclear Experimentation Fascism?
Is nuclear experimentation destroying humanity politically aside from and on top of biologically?
(10 comments) SHARE Wednesday, December 4, 2013 GE + TEPCO = Fukushima/Entropy/Death Part II
I spoke with GE today. This is part two to an article I wrote in attempts to get people to question GE, the designer of the safe reactors.
(3 comments) SHARE Tuesday, November 26, 2013 GE + TEPCO = Fukushima/Entropy/Death
I called GE to ask about the ongoing disaster in Fukushima. The reaction I got will astonish you. Here is the appropriate number to call if you want to help find answer, I reached no one who knew a thing.
SHARE Saturday, November 16, 2013 A Terraist Letter on Free Ebook
How can one explore the horrible dynamics of nuclear experimentation? Through fiction! The Terraist Letters is a postmodern nuclear allegory and it's free for the next few days. It's the hottest thing since sliced atoms.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, November 11, 2013 Merry Total Apathy
What is your daily spectrum of thought? Why are we so apathetic? Is psychiatry a scam?
(5 comments) SHARE Sunday, October 20, 2013 Criminal Careers Create Career Criminals
New Brunswick, Uniforms, the brotherhood of man and the interaction of individuals and institutions.
SHARE Tuesday, September 24, 2013 The Matrix of Four, How to Surpass the Hegelian Dialectic
Do you know about the triad called the Hegelian Dialectic? We all should learn it and the missing aspect, the distinct fourth part, that has the ability to raise individual and collective thinking and being.
SHARE Saturday, August 24, 2013 The Matrix of Four in Peace and War
An article about the lies and the ;iars that tell them, a thought or two on Fukushima, how it can unite people, how it must.
(5 comments) SHARE Thursday, July 25, 2013 Where Have All The Grandmothers Gone?
Where are all the compassionate grandmothers instead of the materialistic women? We need grandmothers now more than ever.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, April 8, 2013 108, How to Meditate
A simple way to understand how to meditate as glimpsed through the number metaphysical number 108.
SHARE Saturday, March 23, 2013 The Brotherhood
The brotherhood of man is not the institution you're in. The weapon of the mind yielded by the heart.
SHARE Monday, March 11, 2013 Change Your Thinking, Change the World.
Change your thinking and change the world utilizing just one aspect of the Tibetan Practice of Tummo, inner heat.
SHARE Monday, December 10, 2012 The Matrix of Four Steps to Ascension
A combined ascension process to assist elevation of individual and collective consciousness for December 21, 2012. The four PaRDeS of understanding spirituality explained, the four PaRDeS as a lens to view society, the four ways to deal with the shadow of the unknown self and the four aspects of love integrated to assist ascension.
SHARE Tuesday, November 27, 2012 Real Nuclear Madness
Nuclear madness has gripped the developed world -- and journalists.
SHARE Saturday, September 15, 2012 What "The' Really Means.
The "royal the' and the devolution of spirituality, religion, theology and atheism.
(1 comments) SHARE Wednesday, September 12, 2012 Today is September 12, 1984
9 11 changed everything, worst of all, the collective mentality of the U.S.A.
(1 comments) SHARE Friday, September 7, 2012 Nuclear Experimentation: Year 67.
You are either an idiot, or a zealot or an elitist if you support nuclear experimentation.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, September 3, 2012 Nuclear Experimentation Killed Free Power
This article contains information you might want to ignore. California was nuked in the fifties. The Matrix of Four types of information explained in relation to the enhanced entropy of nuclear experimentation. How nuclear experimentation killed ocean current power, and possibly is preventing us from understanding the god particle/the Higgs Boson counter-wave.
SHARE Thursday, August 30, 2012 You're Burning, Man!
I am so contrarian to the status quo, I think the Burning Man festival is establishmentarian. Isn't every Indigo? Please tell me you know what's an Indigo?
SHARE Monday, August 13, 2012 A Terraist Letter to Insight
What are the greatest global anti-individual and pro-institutional global policies actualities of the postmodern era? How can the Philosophy of the Duality of Polarity enhance the understanding of institutions? Terraism declared, as opposed to terrorism.
(2 comments) SHARE Tuesday, July 17, 2012 A Terraist Letter Written on Behalf of Mother Earth
The global warming debate is a conspiracy of distraction. It's over. The debated required is a debate on global environmental destruction. And, of course, there really is no debate at all.
(1 comments) SHARE Saturday, July 7, 2012 The Matrix of Four Mental and National States
Individuals and institutions, war and peace, promotion and prohibition and an elaboration of the four states through the metaphor of thinking and being.
SHARE Thursday, June 21, 2012 A Terraist Letter to all the Real Terrorists
A letter from a terraist to the real terrorist copouts of the police state and the nuclear experimentation industry of the military industrial complex and all the oligarchies the 99% stand against. Plus a remember when video.
SHARE Sunday, June 17, 2012 The Psychosis of Monotheism
How does monotheism lend to jingoistic and psychotic excuses for basic and repulsive behavior? And a Sufi tale told in relation to the idea.
(2 comments) SHARE Monday, June 4, 2012 Are you a Terraist?
Terraism defined and the real negativity explored, that of nuclear experimentation and ignoring it.
SHARE Wednesday, May 30, 2012 Points of Divergence
A few stories of American Indians related to how we went the wrong way.
SHARE Friday, May 25, 2012 Tetraphobia
The dangers of Unit 4 and the fear of four. Is nuclear experimentation evil? And the four ways of being a bald monkey.
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, May 14, 2012 The Back Alley of Publishing
An examination of one aspect of the arts and entertainment industry; independent digital publishing.
(1 comments) SHARE Friday, March 16, 2012 The Language of Lies
News on the dissection of nuclear misnomer, an exploration of lies by omission, mis-description, euphemisms and dysphemisms and a simple way to teach kids to question lies.
SHARE Wednesday, March 14, 2012 West Bank Syndrome
Stockholm Syndrome explained in relation to the Allegory of the Cave and an explanation of the opposite of Stockholm Syndrome, West Bank Syndrome.
SHARE Thursday, February 16, 2012 Santorum v. OCCUPY : Encapsulating the American Misunderstanding
Santorum called the Occupy Wall Street Protesters intolerant when they protested his speech and harnessed him during their opportunity for a redress of grievances. The moment encapsulated the pivotal American misunderstanding,
SHARE Saturday, February 11, 2012 Distinctions and Similarities of Flag Burning and Tea Sinking
The symbolic flag burning is to call attention to the actual values and infrastructure of a nation that is figuratively afire and literally falling apart. The protesters are not burning the country; they are not disgracing American ideals, they are calling attention to the burning and fleecing of individuals and American ideals.
SHARE Sunday, December 18, 2011 Nuclear Power to be Banned in California!
California legislated people power. If enough people sign this petition Californians can vote on nuclear experimentation. Please distribute this petition to ban nuclear power in California. Petition hinged on someone figuring out what to do with spent and used fuel.
(12 comments) SHARE Monday, July 11, 2011 Jesus, My Favorite Conspiracy Theorist
How the story of Jesus is one of a conspiracy theorist who stood up to the oligarchical collectivism. Why conspirators like Eisenhower and Orwell coin new phraseology. And the conspiracy of institution induced tolerance posited.
(1 comments) SHARE Wednesday, June 8, 2011 The Duality of Polarity
John Edwards' statement and Weiner's words are now symbolic for the polarity of right and wrong, legal and illegal. An exploration of this idea through today's news.
(3 comments) SHARE Sunday, May 15, 2011 The Nuclear Frog
The allegory of the boiling frog in relation to the most complicated and most costly way to boil water ever imagined and unleashed.
(1 comments) SHARE Tuesday, April 12, 2011 To Those Supportive of Nuclear Power.
Some counter points for the so called environmentalists who support nuclear power, still. A fun GE movie for all you kiddies out there. Hey, GE may not pay taxes, but in their, defense they have sweet cartoons. Plus, GE owned media headline of the day!
(2 comments) SHARE Sunday, April 3, 2011 Nuclear Lies
You are either an idiot or an elitist if you support nuclear power. It works on paper, but we live here.
SHARE Friday, April 1, 2011 The Greatest Conspiracy
What is the most widely distributed conspiracy? What is the subject of the largest number of conspiracies?
SHARE Sunday, March 27, 2011 A Tangible Orwellian Math Lesson.
The only mathematical equation you need to remember and the only equation you need to teach to the youth. How to use this math to understand the likes of those numbwads who tout the Fukushima nuclear disaster should reason anything other than total elimination of oligarchical nuclear power.
SHARE Thursday, March 24, 2011 Throughout Recorded Time
A summary of practical historical perspective as it relates to Japan nuclear disaster, examples of language as a tool and a call to stand up against oligarchic nuclear power.
(3 comments) SHARE Sunday, February 20, 2011 What is wrong with the world.
People from Egypt and China want liberty. Institutions worldwide want freedom.
SHARE Saturday, December 25, 2010 Rap Rhetoric
The intellectual origins and reasoning for the rap choruses F@#$ the police and stop snitching
SHARE Sunday, December 19, 2010 5% influences
Why hip hop sites got shut down by alphabet men.
SHARE Saturday, December 18, 2010 English and Politics
The six rules I follow in living and writing inspired by George Orwell's essay Politics and the English Language.
(29 comments) SHARE Friday, June 4, 2010 BP and the Real Boston Tea Party
Cause of the BP disaster: Oligarchical Collectivism. If the Tea Partiers truly resembled the original patriots they would suggest boycotting BP. BP is the Company John of today and anyone who supports them and the other companies involved, are on the wrong side of the dock. If the Tea Partiers resembled the Boston Tea Party they would promote raising biofuels.
SHARE Friday, May 7, 2010 The Philosophy of 4
A final thought on racism and an initial notion on political mentality. A way of understanding racism as a whole and mentality of individuals.
SHARE Saturday, April 10, 2010 The memory hole is fired up
Slavery in Virginia almost into memory hole. Texas schoolbooks do away with that guy Thomas Jefferson.
SHARE Tuesday, April 6, 2010 That thing from 1984
April,4 1984. Last night to the flicks. All war films.
~Winston Smith, first diary entry in 1984
(5 comments) SHARE Sunday, April 26, 2009 Influenza and the Commodi-tea Party
How does globalization influence problems such as influenza? What is the relationship between the Boston Tea Party and globalization?
(5 comments) SHARE Wednesday, April 22, 2009 The Ignoble Tea Party
This article covers DHS report, racism, touches on the reasoning of correspondence of socialism and the tea party and defines oligarchical collectivism - term from Orwell's 1984.
(3 comments) SHARE Sunday, April 12, 2009 Subtleties of Depression: Fast Food
The institutional arrangement of fast food franchises are part of the problems leading to global recession. There are alternatives, seriously and humorously.